23 Ass-Eating Tips From People Who Have Seen Some Shit

23 Ass-Eating Tips From People Who Have Seen Some Shit

Beware the booty flakes.

By the way: A list of tips where every item will appeal to every person probably doesn't exist, so take what you like and leave the rest. Also, it's important to talk about any new or different sex things with your partner before trying them. Consent is everything; please enjoy these tips responsibly!

Always, always clean down there properly because, yes, it's true, that's where poop comes out.

Always, always clean down there properly because, yes, it's true, that's where poop comes out.

—Pretty much everyone who responded

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In fact, wash your partner's ass yourself as a part of foreplay — that way you can make sure it's as clean as you need it to be.

In fact, wash your partner's ass yourself as a part of foreplay — that way you can make sure it's as clean as you need it to be.

My trick is to wash my honey’s backdoor myself. Do it in a way that’s sensual. He gets why, and I get peace of mind, so that I can feel free to go to town. Both of us end up very happy!

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Start with moving a flat tongue up and down, then slowly make it more pointed and start circling.

Start with moving a flat tongue up and down, then slowly make it more pointed and start circling.

No complaints to date.

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Be super liberal with spit.

Be super liberal with spit.

Constant spit helps.

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And pay attention to your partner's genitals while you're at it.

And pay attention to your partner's genitals while you're at it.

I like to call it the trombone technique: make sure while rimming to use your hand to continually jack them off.

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Don't forget the vagina and clitoris, and use your fingers to stimulate there.

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Penetrate them with a pointed tongue.

Penetrate them with a pointed tongue.

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Stimulate the spot between the anus and the vagina or balls.

While you are licking the butthole don't forget the taint.

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Don't use teeth on or around the opening — the skin there is reeeally sensitive and prone to irritation.

Don't use teeth on or around the opening — the skin there is reeeally sensitive and prone to irritation.

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But do incorporate some playful cheek bites, if your partner's into it.

But do incorporate some playful cheek bites, if your partner's into it.

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Play around with different positions to find out what's best for both the giver and the receiver.

Play around with different positions to find out what's best for both the giver and the receiver.

I like bending over a couch or desk while my partner kneels behind me. Putting my legs up and spreading my cheeks myself is great too. Face-sitting is great for my partner's neck. We switch it up.

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And don't be afraid to incorporate a pillow to make the position juuust right.

And don't be afraid to incorporate a pillow to make the position juuust right.

Stack pillows under your bum or under your pelvis if you're laying face down.

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Suction with your lips over the opening and suck on it.

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Use dental dams.

Use dental dams.

These helpful pieces of latex are great for not only STI protection, but especially when eating ass, they can save you from any 'unsavory' tastes or experiences. If you don’t have any, you can cut the tip off of a condom and cut it lengthwise, and BAM. Mouth protection.

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Use your whole tongue, not just the tip.

Use your whole tongue, not just the tip.

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Have your partner sit on your face and push your tongue upwards.

Have your partner sit on your face and push your tongue upwards.

Allow your tongue to put pressure on their hole. The tip should feel like it's pushing its way inside them.

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Blow air and breathe to mix up the sensation.

Blow air and breathe to mix up the sensation.

You can breathe warm air or blow cooler air on wet skin. Always ends in shivers.

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And don't forget to come up for air yourself.

And don't forget to come up for air yourself.

You can use that opportunity to check in with your partner about how they like it.

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Use the old ~spell out words with your tongue~ trick.

Use the old ~spell out words with your tongue~ trick.

I like to write out words with my tongue on his butt hole like, "I'm gonna bang you so good you'll be moaning my name all week." I've never met a guy who has figured it out, though.

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Douse mouthwash on a rag and keep it nearby just in case you need to do some bad taste damage control.

Douse mouthwash on a rag and keep it nearby just in case you need to do some bad taste damage control.

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Press against the hole with a finger every now and then.

Press against the hole with a finger every now and then.

Don't jam a finger inside but apply steady pressure to the butthole.

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Start super gently to tease and help them relax.

Start super gently to tease and help them relax.

It’s subtle. Gently run your tongue around their hole. Then you forcefully lick up while pushing your tongue inside of them. Following this, you forcefully run your tongue back down with the backside of your tongue. Guaranteed moans and easier entry.

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Lastly, just be enthusiastic because no one likes a half-assed rim job.

Lastly, just be enthusiastic because no one likes a half-assed rim job.

If you aren’t excited to do it, it will show.

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